Dartz Brings Its Armored Insanity to American Soil
America’s obsession with oversized SUVs just got a new contender that makes your neighbor’s Escalade look like a child’s toy.
The Latvian madmen at Dartz – yes, the same lunatics who built that gold-wrapped monstrosity for “The Dictator” movie – have finally invaded U.S. shores with their Prombron Black Stallion.
Not Your Average Mall Crawler
This isn’t a vehicle. It’s a military-grade fortress on wheels.
The Black Stallion starts life as a Hummer H2 before Dartz strips it down and rebuilds it with Kevlar and hexagonal carbon fiber bodywork. Because nothing says subtlety like armor plating that can probably withstand small arms fire while saving a few pounds.
Its proportions are cartoonishly aggressive – all angles and menace, like a stealth fighter had an unholy union with a bank vault.
Hellcat Power For The Truly Unhinged
The standard Hummer-sourced V8 provides adequate motivation, but Dartz knows their clientele.
For those who find standard 450 horsepower insufficient for grocery runs, Dartz offers a Dodge Hellcat V8 swap. Because navigating through traffic with 707+ horsepower is exactly what responsible adults do.
Naturally, they’ll upgrade your:
- Transmission to handle the absurd torque
- Suspension to prevent the three-ton beast from handling like a cruise ship
- Interior with whatever exotic materials your black card can afford
American Expansion Plans
Dartz isn’t just shipping one-offs to eccentric billionaires. They’re establishing proper assembly and sales operations on American soil.
For the slightly more restrained oligarch, a Mercedes-Benz GLS 600-based Prombron is also available. It’s the sensible choice, like choosing a grenade over a tactical nuke.
The $500,000+ starting price ensures exclusivity, though that figure climbs rapidly with customization. Bulletproof glass, night vision, and satellite communications are merely the appetizers on this menu of excess.
The Black Stallion represents everything America secretly loves: unapologetic excess, military-inspired styling, and the subtle statement that your vehicle could probably survive the apocalypse.
It’s ridiculous. It’s impractical. It’s completely unnecessary.
America will absolutely love it.
